Welcome to my hobby. 
             For the past couple years or so, I've been messin around with beats, remixes and the 
             like, just on the computer with whatever cds, samples, or wave editor I had at the time. 
             Obviously, the first few things I came up with kinda sucked.  Whaddya want from me? 
             I was new at this sorta thing.  After a while, tho, u start to suck less and less and 
             eventually you might even get kinda good.  And then u build up a repertoire, a 
             collection of your own tracks that you might want to show off to your friends, even if 
             they don't give a flying fuck about what sorts of stuff you do in your spare time. 
             Eventually, like every other kid with an internet connection, you make a website.  Well, 
             here it is.  Take it. 

             To find out more about me, click here. 
 
 
 
 

           The Tracks: 
           Here's the stuff I've come up with so far.  If I were to come up with an album, these 
           tracks would be on it.  The tracks are compressed in their entirety in to shit quality 
           mp3s.  Sorry about that...I just did it to make the d/l process easier.  Actually, all the 
           mp3s can be found on www.alteredperception.com, a site well worth checking out if yer 
           an aspiring artiest.  Meanwhile, check out what I got here.  I think it's good.  Judge for 
           yourself: 

|mp3|    The Beat and the Chorus (6:39):  This is the latest track az yet, and I'm really proud of this one. 
                      Think Prodigy but with more depth meets Moby with better production.  The 
                      ending's really really nice.  At 6:40, it's my shortest work yet.  The good quality 
                      version is currently available.  Take advantage of this now!  Download! 

|mp3|    Plastic Smile (the Happy Song)  (7:58):  Writing / recording this sucker was FAST, man.  The 
                      entire process only took about 2 or so weeks, which is really REALLY good, for 
                      me.  Cuz I'm slow.  This is basically a parody of those dumb super-happy dance 
                      tracks u see getting played on Electric Circus n stuff.  Parody because it's just so 
                      damn over-the-top super-happy.  People may find it very disturbing.... 
 
|mp3|    I'd Like To Die (Slowly) (8:30) : Everything the Happy Song was not.  This cut is slow, 
                      depressing, and it took for freakin ever to make.  It's been called "ambient", and 
                      it's not for everybody, but from what I've seen, those that like it like it a lot, and 
                      develop a tendency to rant.  If you like your music slow, dark, and long, check it 
                      out.  If not, go listen to Prozzak. 

|mp3|    Closure (CT Emix) (8:12) : Have you noticed that almost every song title has brackets in them? 
                      I just did.  It's freakin me out.  Why the hell did I do that?  Well, anyways, this is 
                      actually the 2nd track that I'd ever done before in my life.  It took me 6 months. 
                      Half as long as the first one, but  at least twice as good, which isn't sayin much. 
                      (More on that later.)  The CT Emix part (Emix = Remix by E.  Get it?  ha ha) is 
                      there because of 2 huge samples from a fairly popular rock track from a couple 
                      years back.  Guess which.  Or just listen for about 2 minutes to find out. 
 
 
 
 
 
            Other Stuff: 
            Here's some of the other tracks I've made, that either suck too much or infringe on too 
            many copyrights for me to use, say, ever.  So I'm giving them to you.  Go nuts. 

|mp3|    Breathe (Emix) (5:24) : The very first thing that I've ever done musically on my computer was 
                     this Emix of Prodigy's Breathe.  I think I was 15.  It took me a full year using 
                     SB-Pro WAVstudio, mainly cuz the program sucks.  It comes with the soundcard,
                     for god's sake!  It can't be that great.  Still, the tracks' not bad, considering the 
                     limitations.  Lots of whupass.  Enjoy. 

|mp3|    Prayze U (4:14) : OK, here's the story.  A little while back, yearbook comittee needed music 
                     for the video they were making.  My connex in the comittee hooked me up with 
                     the job: they needed a kwik cheesy track for this dance portion of the video. 
                     Something exactly like Fatboy Slim's "Praise You", but not.  They couldn't use the 
                     real one because of legal issues or some shit.  Like Norman Cooke is gonna worry
                     his rich Brit ass over some high school in Canada.  So I went home, sat at my 
                     piano and whipped up a kwik little cover of this highly annoying song.  It's the 
                     fastest thing I've done EVER: only two days.  If you've heard some of my other 
                     stuff, see if u can spot all the samples I recycled. 
 
|mp3|    The Microsoft Sound (Remix) (0:56) : Pure Jokes.  I got bored one day and had a couple hours 
                     to kill.  Been meaning to make this for a while, actually.  It's under a meg and it's 
                     moderately entertaining.  Why not check it out?
  
 
 
 

            Contact Me: 
            Do you like what you hear?  Let me know!  Do you want better quality mp3s?  Let me 
            know!  Do you hate everything about the website?  For SURE, let me know! I love hate
            mail! 
 

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            I know this webpage is horrid, and I hate making them too, so please don't complain 
            about that.  Netscape Composer Sucks.  Thank you for your time.